| Linux Ms Fortunes: 15 of 133 |
It's Windows 95 rather than Windows 4.0 because starting 1995, the
government requires a decay date on software.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 16 of 133 |
Computers have a lot in common with air conditioners:
Once you open WINDOWS, they stop working properly.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 17 of 133 |
Windows 98 is like a gun - unless it's loaded, it's harmless.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 18 of 133 |
Customer: "I've just installed Windows 98..."
Tech Support: "And?"
Customer: "The computer stopped working."
Tech Support: "You already said that..."
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 19 of 133 |
The ultimate Windows 98 keyboard: Ctrl, Alt + Del on one big key!
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 20 of 133 |
Win98 is called Win98 because 98 is the number of bugs occurring right after
inserting the CD.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 21 of 133 |
Win98 is called Win98 because 98 bugs have been added since the last version
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 22 of 133 |
Win98 is called Win98 because after the system crashed 98 times, you have to
reinstall.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 23 of 133 |
Win98 is called Win98 because you need 98 MB RAM to install it.
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| Linux Ms Fortunes: 24 of 133 |
Win98 is called Win98 because no matter how fast your computer is, Windoze
will use up 98% of the system resources for itself.
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