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Fried's 1st Rule:
        Increased automation of clerical function
        invariably results in increased operational costs.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1757 of 2182

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
                -- Thomas Jones
 
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Friends, n:
        People who borrow your books and set wet glasses on them.

        People who know you well, but like you anyway.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1759 of 2182

Friends, Romans, Hipsters,
Let me clue you in;
I come to put down Caeser, not to groove him.
The square kicks some cats are on stay with them;
The hip bits, like, go down under; so let it lay with Caeser.
The cool Brutus gave you the message: Caeser had big eyes;
If that's the sound, someone's copping a plea,
And, like, old Caeser really set them straight.
Here, copacetic with Brutus and the studs, -- for Brutus is a
        real cool cat;
So are they all, all cool cats, --
Come I to make this gig at Caeser's laying down.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1760 of 2182

Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority
over the other.
                -- Honore DeBalzac
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1761 of 2182

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die,
your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1762 of 2182

From 0 to "what seems to be the problem officer" in 8.3 seconds.
                -- Ad for the new VW Corrado
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1763 of 2182

From a certain point onward there is no longer any turning back.
That is the point that must be reached.
                -- F. Kafka
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1764 of 2182

From Italian tourist guide:

        "Non stop trains to Roma Termini Station leave from 7.38
        a.m. to 10.08 p.m., hourly."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1765 of 2182

From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance.
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