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"You know why there are so few sophisticated computer terrorists in the United
States?  Because your hackers have so much mobility into the establishment.
Here, there is no such mobility.  If you have the slightest bit of intellectual
integrity you cannot support the government.... That's why the best computer
minds belong to the opposition."
- an anonymous member of the outlawed Polish trade union, Solidarity
 
Linux Cookie:  294 of 1140

"Every Solidarity center had piles and piles of paper .... everyone was
eating paper and a policeman was at the door.  Now all you have to do is
bend a disk."
- an anonymous member of the outlawed Polish trade union, Solidarity,
  commenting on the benefits of using computers in support of their movement
 
Linux Cookie:  295 of 1140

Clothes make the man.  Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain
 
Linux Cookie:  296 of 1140

The sooner all the animals are extinct, the sooner we'll find their money.
- Ed Bluestone
 
Linux Cookie:  297 of 1140

He's dead, Jim.
 
Linux Cookie:  298 of 1140

New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.
- David Letterman
 
Linux Cookie:  299 of 1140

You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.
- Al Capone
 
Linux Cookie:  300 of 1140

The fountain code has been tightened slightly so you can no longer dip objects
into a fountain or drink from one while you are floating in mid-air due to
levitation.

Teleporting to hell via a teleportation trap will no longer occur if the
character does not have fire resistance.

- README file from the NetHack game
 
Linux Cookie:  301 of 1140

Remember, there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
- Frank Zappa
 
Linux Cookie:  302 of 1140

I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and
tired of being told that ordinary decent people are fed up in this
country with being sick and tired.  I'm certainly not.  But I'm
sick and tired of being told that I am.
- Monty Python
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