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"In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with
the current."
-- Thomas Jefferson
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The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to
the left.
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"But this one goes to eleven."
-- Nigel Tufnel
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"Been through Hell? Whaddya bring back for me?"
-- A. Brilliant
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"I don't know what their
gripe is. A critic is
simply someone paid to
render opinions glibly."
"Critics are grinks and
groinks."
-- Baron and Badger, from Badger comics
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"I've got some amyls. We could either party later or, like, start his heart."
-- "Cheech and Chong's Next Movie"
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"Israel today announced that it is giving up. The Zionist state will dissolve
in two weeks time, and its citizens will disperse to various resort communities
around the world. Said Prime Minister Yitzhak Shamir, 'Who needs the
aggravation?'"
-- Dennis Miller, "Satuday Night Live" News
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"And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople Get Ahead
by using their MacIntosh computers to create the ultimate American business
product: a really sharp-looking report."
-- Dave Barry
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SHOP OR DIE, people of Earth!
[offer void where prohibited]
-- Capitalists from outer space, from Justice League Int'l comics
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"Roman Polanski makes his own blood. He's smart -- that's why his movies work."
-- A brilliant director at "Frank's Place"
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