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Linux Cookie:  763 of 1140

"If you weren't my teacher, I'd think you just deleted all my files."
-- an anonymous UCB CS student, to an instructor who had typed "rm -i *" to
   get rid of a file named "-f" on a Unix system.
 
Linux Cookie:  764 of 1140

"The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who, in times of moral
crisis, preserved their neutrality."
-- Dante
 
Linux Cookie:  765 of 1140

"The medium is the message."
-- Marshall McLuhan
 
Linux Cookie:  766 of 1140

"The medium is the massage."
-- Crazy Nigel
 
Linux Cookie:  767 of 1140

"Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser."
-- Vince Lombardi, football coach
 
Linux Cookie:  768 of 1140

"It might help if we ran the MBA's out of Washington."
-- Admiral Grace Hopper
 
Linux Cookie:  769 of 1140

Refreshed by a brief blackout, I got to my feet and went next door.
-- Martin Amis, _Money_
 
Linux Cookie:  770 of 1140

The sprung doors parted and I staggered out into the lobby's teak and flicker.
Uniformed men stood by impassively like sentries in their trench.  I slapped
my key on the desk and nodded gravely.  I was loaded enough to be unable to
tell whether they could tell I was loaded.  Would they mind?  I was certainly
too loaded to care.  I moved to the door with boxy, schlep-shouldered strides.
-- Martin Amis, _Money_
 
Linux Cookie:  771 of 1140

I ask only one thing.  I'm understanding.  I'm mature.  And it isn't much to
ask.  I want to get back to London, and track her down, and be alone with my
Selina -- or not even alone, damn it, merely close to her, close enough to
smell her skin, to see the flecked webbing of her lemony eyes, the moulding
of her artful lips.  Just for a few precious seconds.  Just long enough to
put in one good, clean punch.  That's all I ask.
-- Martin Amis, _Money_
 
Linux Cookie:  772 of 1140

"Love may fail, but courtesy will previal."
-- A Kurt Vonnegut fan
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