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Linux Cookie:  535 of 1140

"Because he's a character who's looking for his own identity, [He-Man is]
an interesting role for an actor."
-- Dolph Lundgren, "actor"
 
Linux Cookie:  536 of 1140

"If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never
stop throwing up."
-- Max Von Sydow's character in "Hannah and Her Sisters"
 
Linux Cookie:  537 of 1140

"Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again.
God -- I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again."
-- Woody Allen's character in "Hannah and Her Sisters"
 
Linux Cookie:  538 of 1140

"In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that God told him that he would die unless he
 received $20 million by March, God's lawyers have stated that their client has
 not spoken with Roberts for several years.  Off the record, God has stated that
 "If I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago."
-- Dennis Miller, SNL News
 
Linux Cookie:  539 of 1140

"Only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core."
-- Hannah Arendt.
 
Linux Cookie:  540 of 1140

Quod licet Iovi non licet bovi.
(What Jove may do, is not permitted to a cow.)
 
Linux Cookie:  541 of 1140

"I distrust a man who says 'when.'  If he's got to be careful not to drink too
much, it's because he's not to be trusted when he does."
-- Sidney Greenstreet, _The Maltese Falcon_
 
Linux Cookie:  542 of 1140

"I distrust a close-mouthed man.  He generally picks the wrong time to talk
and says the wrong things.  Talking's something you can't do judiciously,
unless you keep in practice.  Now, sir, we'll talk if you like. I'll tell
you right out, I'm a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk."
-- Sidney Greenstreet, _The Maltese Falcon_
 
Linux Cookie:  543 of 1140

All extremists should be taken out and shot.
 
Linux Cookie:  544 of 1140

"The sixties were good to you, weren't they?"
-- George Carlin
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