Linux Cookie: 587 of 1140 |
"You show me an American who can keep his mouth shut and I'll eat him."
-- Newspaperman from Frank Capra's _Meet_John_Doe_
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Linux Cookie: 588 of 1140 |
"And we heard him exclaim
As he started to roam:
`I'm a hologram, kids,
please don't try this at home!'"
-- Bob Violence
-- Howie Chaykin's little animated 3-dimensional darling, Bob Violence
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Linux Cookie: 589 of 1140 |
"The Soviet Union, which has complained recently about alleged anti-Soviet
themes in American advertising, lodged an official protest this week against
the Ford Motor Company's new campaign: `Hey you stinking fat Russian, get
off my Ford Escort.'"
-- Dennis Miller, Saturday Night Live
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Linux Cookie: 590 of 1140 |
"There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum."
--Arthur C. Clarke
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Linux Cookie: 591 of 1140 |
"They ought to make butt-flavored cat food." --Gallagher
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Linux Cookie: 592 of 1140 |
"Not only is God dead, but just try to find a plumber on weekends."
--Woody Allen
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Linux Cookie: 593 of 1140 |
"It's ten o'clock... Do you know where your AI programs are?" -- Peter Oakley
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Linux Cookie: 594 of 1140 |
"Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks,
'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big,
scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only
reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers."
-- an analysis of neo-Nazis and such, Badger comics
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Linux Cookie: 595 of 1140 |
"Interesting survey in the current Journal of Abnormal Psychology: New York
City has a higher percentage of people you shouldn't make any sudden moves
around than any other city in the world."
-- David Letterman
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Linux Cookie: 596 of 1140 |
"Tourists -- have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get
to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking."
-- David Letterman
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