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"A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a
perfectly good kitten."
-- Doug Larson

"The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody
appreciates how difficult it was."
-- Walt West

"Silent gratitude isn't very much use to anyone."
-- G. B. Stearn

"In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with
the current."
-- Thomas Jefferson

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to
the left.

"But this one goes to eleven."
-- Nigel Tufnel

"Been through Hell?  Whaddya bring back for me?"
-- A. Brilliant

"I don't know what their
 gripe is.  A critic is
 simply someone paid to
 render opinions glibly."
                             "Critics are grinks and
                              groinks."
-- Baron and Badger, from Badger comics

"I've got some amyls.  We could either party later or, like, start his heart."
-- "Cheech and Chong's Next Movie"

"Israel today announced that it is giving up.  The Zionist state will dissolve
in two weeks time, and its citizens will disperse to various resort communities
around the world.  Said Prime Minister Yitzhak Shamir, 'Who needs the
aggravation?'"
-- Dennis Miller, "Satuday Night Live" News