Linux Cookie: 1063 of 1140 |
"Love your country but never trust its government."
-- from a hand-painted road sign in central Pennsylvania
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Linux Cookie: 1064 of 1140 |
I bought the latest computer;
it came fully loaded.
It was guaranteed for 90 days,
but in 30 was outmoded!
- The Wall Street Journal passed along by Big Red Computer's SCARLETT
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Linux Cookie: 1065 of 1140 |
To update Voltaire, "I may kill all msgs from you, but I'll fight for
your right to post it, and I'll let it reside on my disks".
-- Doug Thompson (doug@isishq.FIDONET.ORG)
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Linux Cookie: 1066 of 1140 |
"Though a program be but three lines long,
someday it will have to be maintained."
-- The Tao of Programming
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Linux Cookie: 1067 of 1140 |
"Turn on, tune up, rock out."
-- Billy Gibbons
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Linux Cookie: 1068 of 1140 |
EARTH
smog | bricks
AIR -- mud -- FIRE
soda water | tequila
WATER
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Linux Cookie: 1069 of 1140 |
"Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix. Everyone knows power tools aren't
soluble in alcohol..."
-- Crazy Nigel
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Linux Cookie: 1070 of 1140 |
"Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all...."
-- Thomas J. Kopp
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Linux Cookie: 1071 of 1140 |
"There is no Father Christmas. It's just a marketing ploy
to make low income parents' lives a misery."
"... I want you to picture the trusting face of a child,
streaked with tears because of what you just said."
"I want you to picture the face of its mother, because one
week's dole won't pay for one Master of the Universe
Battlecruiser!"
- Filthy Rich and Catflap, 1986.
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Linux Cookie: 1072 of 1140 |
n = ((n >> 1) & 0x55555555) | ((n << 1) & 0xaaaaaaaa);
n = ((n >> 2) & 0x33333333) | ((n << 2) & 0xcccccccc);
n = ((n >> 4) & 0x0f0f0f0f) | ((n << 4) & 0xf0f0f0f0);
n = ((n >> 8) & 0x00ff00ff) | ((n << 8) & 0xff00ff00);
n = ((n >> 16) & 0x0000ffff) | ((n << 16) & 0xffff0000);
-- Yet another mystical 'C' gem. This one reverses the bits in a word.
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