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Do something unusual today. Pay a bill.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 827 of 3566 |
Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 828 of 3566 |
Do you have lysdexia?
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Freebsd Fortunes: 829 of 3566 |
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take
the time to take the dirt out of them?
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Freebsd Fortunes: 830 of 3566 |
"Do you think what we're doing is wrong?"
"Of course it's wrong! It's illegal!"
"I've never done anything illegal before."
"I thought you said you were an accountant!"
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Freebsd Fortunes: 831 of 3566 |
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and
when it is bad, it is better than nothing.
-- Dick Brandon
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Freebsd Fortunes: 832 of 3566 |
Documentation is the castor oil of programming. Managers know it must
be good because the programmers hate it so much.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 833 of 3566 |
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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Freebsd Fortunes: 834 of 3566 |
Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill! Was she
pretty?
W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of
bad road. She had so many gold teeth, Don, she use to have to
sleep with her head in a safe. She died in Bolivia.
Don: Oh Bill, it must be hard to lose a relative.
W. C.: It's almost impossible.
-- W. C. Fields, from "The Further Adventures of Larson
E. Whipsnade and other Tarradiddles"
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Freebsd Fortunes: 835 of 3566 |
Don't abandon hope: your Tom Mix decoder ring arrives tomorrow.
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