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Fortune: 558 - 567 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

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love, n.:
        When you don't want someone too close--because you're very sensitive
        to pleasure.
 
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love, n.:
        When you like to think of someone on days that begin with a morning.
 
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love, n.:
        When, if asked to choose between your lover
        and happiness, you'd skip happiness in a heartbeat.
 
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love, v.:
        I'll let you play with my life if you'll let me play with yours.
 
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Lowery's Law:
        If it jams -- force it.  If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
 
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Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology:
        There's always one more bug.
 
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Lunatic Asylum, n.:
        The place where optimism most flourishes.
 
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Machine-Independent, adj.:
        Does not run on any existing machine.
 
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Mad, adj.:
        Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence ...
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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Madison's Inquiry:
        If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class?
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