Linux Definitions
fortune: 687 - 696 of 1105 from linux definitions
Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms...
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Mar 29, 2024
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Linux Definitions

Fortune: 687 - 696 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

Linux Definitions:  687 of 1105

Osborn's Law:
        Variables won't; constants aren't.
 
Linux Definitions:  688 of 1105

Ozman's Laws:
        (1)  If someone says he will do something "without fail," he won't.
        (2)  The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make.
        (3)  People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.
        (4)  Pizza always burns the roof of your mouth.
 
Linux Definitions:  689 of 1105

pain, n.:
        One thing, at least it proves that you're alive!
 
Linux Definitions:  690 of 1105

Painting, n.:
        The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and
        exposing them to the critic.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
 
Linux Definitions:  691 of 1105

Pandora's Rule:
        Never open a box you didn't close.
 
Linux Definitions:  692 of 1105

Paprika Measure:
        2 dashes    ==  1smidgen
        2 smidgens  ==  1 pinch
        3 pinches   ==  1 soupcon
        2 soupcons  ==  2 much paprika
 
Linux Definitions:  693 of 1105

paranoia, n.:
        A healthy understanding of the way the universe works.
 
Linux Definitions:  694 of 1105

Pardo's First Postulate:
        Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

Arnold's Addendum:
        Everything else causes cancer in rats.
 
Linux Definitions:  695 of 1105

Parkinson's Fifth Law:
        If there is a way to delay in important decision, the good
        bureaucracy, public or private, will find it.
 
Linux Definitions:  696 of 1105

Parkinson's Fourth Law:
        The number of people in any working group tends to increase
        regardless of the amount of work to be done.
« Prev Random Linux Definitions   Next »
« Prev  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  Next »
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes