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Fortune: 494 - 503 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

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Johnson's law:
        Systems resemble the organizations that create them.
 
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Jones' First Law:
        Anyone who makes a significant contribution to any field of
        endeavor, and stays in that field long enough, becomes an
        obstruction to its progress -- in direct proportion to the
        importance of their original contribution.
 
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Jones' Motto:
        Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
 
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Jones' Second Law:
        The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone
        to blame it on.
 
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Juall's Law on Nice Guys:
        Nice guys don't always finish last; sometimes they don't finish.
        Sometimes they don't even get a chance to start!
 
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Justice, n.:
        A decision in your favor.
 
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Kafka's Law:
        In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
                -- Franz Kafka, "RS's 1974 Expectation of Days"
 
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Karlson's Theorem of Snack Food Packages:
        For all P, where P is a package of snack food, P is a SINGLE-SERVING
        package of snack food.

Gibson the Cat's Corrolary:
        For all L, where L is a package of lunch meat, L is Gibson's package
        of lunch meat.
 
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Katz' Law:
        Men and nations will act rationally when
        all other possibilities have been exhausted.

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have
exhausted all other alternatives.
                -- Abba Eban
 
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Kaufman's First Law of Party Physics:
        Population density is inversely proportional
        to the square of the distance from the keg.
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