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divorce, n:
A change of wife.
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Documentation:
Instructions translated from Swedish by Japanese for English
speaking persons.
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double-blind experiment, n:
An experiment in which the chief researcher believes he is
fooling both the subject and the lab assistant. Often accompanied
by a strong belief in the tooth fairy.
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Dow's Law:
In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level,
the greater the confusion.
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Drakenberg's Discovery:
If you can't seem to find your glasses,
it's probably because you don't have them on.
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Drew's Law of Highway Biology:
The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front
of your eyes.
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drug, n:
A substance that, injected into a rat, produces a scientific paper.
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Ducharme's Precept:
Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
Ducharme's Axiom:
If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize
yourself as part of the problem.
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Duty, n:
What one expects from others.
-- Oscar Wilde
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Eagleson's Law:
Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more
months, might as well have been written by someone else. (Eagleson
is an optimist, the real number is more like three weeks.)
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