Linux Education

When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into
the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
                -- Woody Allen

Whenever anyone says, "theoretically," they really mean, "not really."
                -- Dave Parnas

Where do I find the time for not reading so many books?
                -- Karl Kraus

"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school.
                -- George Ade

        Wouldn't the sentence "I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish
and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign" have been clearer if
quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and
and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and
Chips, as well as after Chips?

You can't expect a boy to be vicious till he's been to a good school.
                -- H.H. Munro

You don't have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
                -- J. D. Salinger

You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog.
                -- Alfred Kahn

"You should, without hesitation, pound your typewriter into a plowshare,
your paper into fertilizer, and enter agriculture"
                -- Business Professor, University of Georgia

Your education begins where what is called your education is over.