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Windows 95 is crash compatible with Windows 1.0, 2.x, and 3.x.
 
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The nice thing about Windows is, it doesn't just crash, it
displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first. (At least,
occasionally...)
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  65 of 133

Some Windows were made to be broken.
 
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Turn your Pentium II into a Gameboy: Type WIN at C:>
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  67 of 133

Windows NT - Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.
 
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I'll never forget the 1st time I ran Windows, but I'm trying...
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  69 of 133

I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  70 of 133

Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore...
 
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Beat me, whip me, make me use Windows NT!
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  72 of 133

A computer without Windows is like a chocolate cake without mustard.
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