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If coke is a joke, I'm waiting around for the next line.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 880 of 2327 |
If computers take over (which seems to be their natural tendency), it will
serve us right.
-- Alistair Cooke
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 881 of 2327 |
If dolphins are so smart, why did Flipper work for television?
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 882 of 2327 |
If England treats her criminals the way she has treated me, she doesn't
deserve to have any.
-- Oscar Wilde, reportedly while standing handcuffed in a
driving rain, waiting for transport to prison upon his
conviction for sodomy.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 883 of 2327 |
If ever the pleasure of one has to be bought by the pain of the other,
there better be no trade. A trade by which one gains and the other loses
is a fraud.
-- Dagny Taggart, "Atlas Shrugged"
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 884 of 2327 |
If ever you want to touch the hand and the heart of God Almighty, you can
do it through the body of someone you love. Anytime. Anywhere. Without
no middleman.
-- Theodore Sturgeon, "Godbody"
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If every kid had a funny tooth to bite down on whenever the world disappointed
him, prussic acid could solve our population problems in one generation.
-- G.C. Edmonson's Albert, "The Man Who Corrupted Earth"
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 886 of 2327 |
If everything on the road of life seems to
be coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 887 of 2327 |
If everything seems to be going well,
you have obviously overlooked something.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 888 of 2327 |
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it's still a foolish thing.
-- Bertrand Russell
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