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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  406 of 1340

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results.
                -- Calvin Coolidge
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  407 of 1340

When my brain begins to reel from my
literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.
                -- Ignatius Reilly
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  408 of 1340

When my fist clenches crack it open,
Before I use it and lose my cool.
When I smile tell me some bad news,
Before I laugh and act like a fool.

And if I swallow anything evil,
Put you finger down my throat.
And if I shiver please give me a blanket,
Keep me warm let me wear your coat

No one knows what it's like to be the bad man,
        to be the sad man.
Behind blue eyes.
No one knows what its like to be hated,
        to be fated,
To telling only lies.
                        -- The Who
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  409 of 1340

When my freshman roommate at Cornell found out I was Jewish, she was,
at her request, moved to a different room.  She told me she didn't
think she had ever seen a Jew before.  My only response was to begin
wearing a small Star of David on a chain around my neck.  I had not
become a more observing Jew; rather, discovering that the label of
Jew was offensive to others made me want to let people know who I
was and what I believed in.  Similarly, after talking to these young
women -- one of whom told me that she didn't think she had ever met
a feminist -- I've taken to identifying myself as a feminist in the
most unlikely of situations.
                -- Susan Bolotin, "Voices From the Post-Feminist Generation"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  410 of 1340

When neither their poverty nor their honor is
touched, the majority of men live content.
                -- Niccolo Machiavelli
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  411 of 1340

When nothing can possibly go wrong, it will.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  412 of 1340

When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes.
                -- Dylan Thomas
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  413 of 1340

When one knows women one pities men,
but when one studies men, one excuses women.
                -- Horne Tooke
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  414 of 1340

When one wants to get rid of an unsupportable pressure, one needs hashish.
                -- Friedrich Nietzsche
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  415 of 1340

When one woman was asked how long she had been going to symphony concerts,
she paused to calculate and replied, "Forty-seven years -- and I find I mind
it less and less."
                -- Louise Andrews Kent
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