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Fortune: 13 - 22 of 198 from Linux Food

Linux Food:  13 of 198

Anything that is good and useful is made of chocolate.
 
Linux Food:  14 of 198

As he had feared, his orders had been forgotten and everyone had brought
the potato salad.
 
Linux Food:  15 of 198

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season.  There is a simple
memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time
to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A,
E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
                -- Sandra Boynton, "Chocolate: The Consuming Passion"
 
Linux Food:  16 of 198

Be careful when you bite into your hamburger.
                -- Derek Bok
 
Linux Food:  17 of 198

BOO!  We changed Coke again!  BLEAH!  BLEAH!
 
Linux Food:  18 of 198

Boycott meat -- suck your thumb.
 
Linux Food:  19 of 198

Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of
fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture.  Of course,
the same can be said of dirt.
 
Linux Food:  20 of 198

Cheese -- milk's leap toward immortality.
                -- Clifton Fadiman, "Any Number Can Play"
 
Linux Food:  21 of 198

Chinese saying: "He who speak with forked tongue, not need chopsticks."
 
Linux Food:  22 of 198

Consider the following axioms carefully:
        "Everything's better when it sits on a Ritz."
        and
        "Everything's better with Blue Bonnet on it."
What happens if one spreads Blue Bonnet margarine on a Ritz cracker?  The
thought is frightening.  Is this how God came into being?  Try not to
consider the fact that "Things go better with Coke".
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