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Fortune: 9 - 18 of 198 from Linux Food

Linux Food:  9 of 198

Actor:  So what do you do for a living?
Doris:  I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving
        dishes for Chinese restaurants.
                -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
 
Linux Food:  10 of 198

Actually, my goal is to have a sandwich named after me.
 
Linux Food:  11 of 198

        "And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?"
asked the father of his little son.
        "Diet."
 
Linux Food:  12 of 198

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
 
Linux Food:  13 of 198

Anything that is good and useful is made of chocolate.
 
Linux Food:  14 of 198

As he had feared, his orders had been forgotten and everyone had brought
the potato salad.
 
Linux Food:  15 of 198

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season.  There is a simple
memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time
to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A,
E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
                -- Sandra Boynton, "Chocolate: The Consuming Passion"
 
Linux Food:  16 of 198

Be careful when you bite into your hamburger.
                -- Derek Bok
 
Linux Food:  17 of 198

BOO!  We changed Coke again!  BLEAH!  BLEAH!
 
Linux Food:  18 of 198

Boycott meat -- suck your thumb.
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