Linux Food
fortune: 57 - 66 of 198 from linux food
Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms...
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Mar 29, 2024
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Linux Food

Fortune: 57 - 66 of 198 from Linux Food

Linux Food:  57 of 198

        "How did you spend the weekend?" asked the pretty brunette secretary
of her blonde companion.
        "Fishing through the ice," she replied.
        "Fishing through the ice?   Whatever for?"
        "Olives."
 
Linux Food:  58 of 198

How many hors d'oeuvres you are allowed to take off a tray being carried by
a waiter at a nice party?
        Two, but there are ways around it, depending on the style of the hors
d'oeuvre.  If they're those little pastry things where you can't tell what's
inside, you take one, bite off about two-thirds of it, then say:  "This is
cheese!  I hate cheese!"  Then you put the rest of it back on the tray and
bite another one and go, "Darn it!  Another cheese!" and so on.
                -- Dave Barry, "The Stuff of Etiquette"
 
Linux Food:  59 of 198

I am so optimistic about beef prices that I've just leased a pot roast
with an option to buy.
 
Linux Food:  60 of 198

I brake for chezlogs!
 
Linux Food:  61 of 198

I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed.  Except perhaps the
time I found out that M&Ms really DO melt in your hand.
                -- Peter Oakley
 
Linux Food:  62 of 198

I don't care for the Sugar Smacks commercial.  I don't like the idea of
a frog jumping on my Breakfast.
                -- Lowell, Chicago Reader 10/15/82
 
Linux Food:  63 of 198

I don't care where I sit as long as I get fed.
                -- Calvin Trillin
 
Linux Food:  64 of 198

I don't even butter my bread.  I consider that cooking.
                -- Katherine Cebrian
 
Linux Food:  65 of 198

I don't have an eating problem.  I eat.  I get fat.  I buy new clothes.
No problem.
 
Linux Food:  66 of 198

"I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd
eat it, and I just hate it."
                -- Clarence Darrow
« Prev Random Linux Food   Next »
« Prev  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  Next »
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes