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Fortune: 906 - 915 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

Linux Definitions:  906 of 1105

Schmidt's Observation:
        All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap
        than a thin person.
 
Linux Definitions:  907 of 1105

Scott's First Law:
        No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.

Scott's Second Law:
        When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found
        to have been wrong in the first place.
Corollary:
        After the correction has been found in error, it will be
        impossible to fit the original quantity back into the
        equation.
 
Linux Definitions:  908 of 1105

scribline, n.:
        The blank area on the back of credit cards where one's signature goes.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
 
Linux Definitions:  909 of 1105

Second Law of Business Meetings:
        If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you
        will pick the wrong one.

Corollary:
        If there is only one way to spell a name,
        you will spell it wrong, anyway.
 
Linux Definitions:  910 of 1105

Second Law of Final Exams:
        In your toughest final -- for the first time all year -- the most
        distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.
 
Linux Definitions:  911 of 1105

Secretary's Revenge:
        Filing almost everything under "the".
 
Linux Definitions:  912 of 1105

Seleznick's Theory of Holistic Medicine:
        Ice Cream cures all ills.  Temporarily.
 
Linux Definitions:  913 of 1105

Self Test for Paranoia:
        You know you have it when you can't think of anything that's
        your own fault.
 
Linux Definitions:  914 of 1105

Senate, n.:
        A body of elderly gentlemen charged with high duties and misdemeanors.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
 
Linux Definitions:  915 of 1105

senility, n.:
        The state of mind of elderly persons with whom one happens to disagree.
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