Linux Fortunes: 407 of 433 |
Your fly might be open (but don't check it just now).
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Linux Fortunes: 408 of 433 |
Your goose is cooked.
(Your current chick is burned up too!)
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Linux Fortunes: 409 of 433 |
Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout.
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Linux Fortunes: 410 of 433 |
Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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Linux Fortunes: 411 of 433 |
Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.
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Linux Fortunes: 412 of 433 |
Your love life will be happy and harmonious.
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Linux Fortunes: 413 of 433 |
Your love life will be... interesting.
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Linux Fortunes: 414 of 433 |
Your lover will never wish to leave you.
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Linux Fortunes: 415 of 433 |
Your lucky color has faded.
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Linux Fortunes: 416 of 433 |
Your lucky number has been disconnected.
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