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Linux Work:  205 of 630

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence ...
in time every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent
to carry out its duties ... Work is accomplished by those employees who
have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
        -- Dr. Laurence J. Peter, "The Peter Principle"
 
Linux Work:  206 of 630

In case of atomic attack, all work rules will be temporarily suspended.
 
Linux Work:  207 of 630

In case of injury notify your superior immediately.  He'll kiss it and
make it better.
 
Linux Work:  208 of 630

In every hierarchy the cream rises until it sours.
        -- Dr. Laurence J. Peter
 
Linux Work:  209 of 630

In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.
 
Linux Work:  210 of 630

In the middle of a wide field is a pot of gold.  100 feet to the north stands
a smart manager.  100 feet to the south stands a dumb manager.  100 feet to
the east is the Easter Bunny, and 100 feet to the west is Santa Claus.

Q:  Who gets to the pot of gold first?
A:  The dumb manager.  All the rest are myths.
 
Linux Work:  211 of 630

Innovation is hard to schedule.
        -- Dan Fylstra
 
Linux Work:  212 of 630

Insanity is the final defense ... It's hard to get a refund when the
salesman is sniffing your crotch and baying at the moon.
 
Linux Work:  213 of 630

Is a person who blows up banks an econoclast?
 
Linux Work:  214 of 630

It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same.
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