Freebsd Fortunes 5

Marvelous!  The super-user's going to boot me!
What a finely tuned response to the situation!

Marvin the Nature Lover spied a grasshopper hopping along in the grass,
and in a mood for communing with nature, rare even among full-fledged
Nature Lovers, he spoke to the grasshopper, saying: "Hello, friend
grasshopper.  Did you know they've named a drink after you?"
        "Really?" replied the grasshopper, obviously pleased.  "They've
named a drink Fred?"

Marxist Law of Distribution of Wealth:
        Shortages will be divided equally among the peasants.

Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow,
And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
It followed her through rain or snow, lightning, sleet or hail.
It fetched the evening paper, her slippers, and the mail.
She never had a moments peace; the lamb was always on her heels,
And on her feet its head would rest, while she ate her meals.
It followed her to school one day, the devotion never ended.
The lamb waltzed into her history class and Mary got suspended.
The night she went to Senior Prom, she thought she had him beat,
Until she heard a mournful "Baaa" coming from her car's seat.
Oh, Mary had a little lamb, it surely didn't please her.
So for dinner she had lambchops; the rest is in the freezer.
                -- Alma Garcia

Maryann's Law:
        You can always find what you're not looking for.

Maslow's Maxim:
        If the only tool you have is a hammer,
        you treat everything like a nail.

Mason's First Law of Synergism:
The one day you'd sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.

Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy.

Masturbation is the thinking man's television.
                -- Christopher Hampton

Mate, this parrot wouldn't VOOM if you put four million volts through it!
                -- Monty Python