Freebsd Limericks
fortune: 143 - 152 of 860 from freebsd limericks
Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms...
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Mar 29, 2024
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Freebsd Limericks

Fortune: 143 - 152 of 860 from Freebsd Limericks

Freebsd Limericks:  143 of 860

A physical fellow named Fisk
Could screw at a rate very brisk.
        So fast was his action
        The Fitzgerald contraction
Would shrink up his rod to a disk.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  144 of 860

A pious old woman named Tweak
Had taught her vagina to speak.
        It was frequently liable
        To quote from the Bible,
But when fucking -- not even a squeak!
 
Freebsd Limericks:  145 of 860

A pious young lady named Finnegan
Would caution her friend, "Well, you're in again;
        So time it aright,
        Make it last through the night,
For I certainly don't want to sin again!"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  146 of 860

A pious young lady of Chichester
Made all of the saints in their niches stir
        And each morning at matin
        Her breast in pink satin
Made the bishop of Chichester's breeches stir.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  147 of 860

A playful young chemist named Byrd
Had an urge that could not be deferred.
        So to irritate Knox
        He shit in his sox,
And plastered the walls with his turd.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  148 of 860

A plumber whose name was John Brink
Plumbed the cook as she bent o'er the sink.
        Her resistance was stout,
        And John Brink petered out,
With his pipe-wrench all limber and pink.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  149 of 860

A potter who lived in Bombay
Once fashioned a cunt out of clay;
        But the heat of his prick
        Kilned the damn thing to brick
And chafed all his foreskin away.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  150 of 860

A pretty wife living in Tours
Demanded her daily amour.
        But the husband said, "No!
        It's to much.  Let it go!
My backsides are dragging the floor."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  151 of 860

A pretty young boy known as Kevin
Was raped in a pasture by seven
        Lascivious beasts
        (Oh, those Anglican priests)
And such is the Kingdom of Heaven.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  152 of 860

A pretty young lady named Vogel
Once sat herself down on a molehill.
        A curious mole
        Nosed into her hole --
Ms. Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill.
« Prev Random Freebsd Limericks   Next »
« Prev  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  Next »
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes