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Fortune: 757 - 766 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

Linux Definitions:  757 of 1105

QOTD:
        "A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem."
 
Linux Definitions:  758 of 1105

QOTD:
        "Do you smell something burning or is it me?"
                -- Joan of Arc
 
Linux Definitions:  759 of 1105

QOTD:
        "Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone."
 
Linux Definitions:  760 of 1105

QOTD:
        "East is east... and let's keep it that way."
 
Linux Definitions:  761 of 1105

QOTD:
        "Even the Statue of Liberty shaves her pits."
 
Linux Definitions:  762 of 1105

QOTD:
        "Every morning I read the obituaries; if my name's not there,
        I go to work."
 
Linux Definitions:  763 of 1105

QOTD:
        "Everything I am today I owe to people, whom it is now
        to late to punish."
 
Linux Definitions:  764 of 1105

QOTD:
        "He eats like a bird... five times his own weight each day."
 
Linux Definitions:  765 of 1105

QOTD:
        "He's on the same bus, but he's sure as hell got a different
        ticket."
 
Linux Definitions:  766 of 1105

QOTD:
        "I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent."
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