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Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.
-- Otto von Bismarck
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Laws of Computer Programming:
1. Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
2. Any given program costs more and takes longer.
3. If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
4. If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
5. Any given program will expand to fill all available memory.
6. The value of a program is proportional the weight of its output.
7. Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of
the programmer who must maintain it.
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LAWSUIT:
A machine which you go into as a pig and come out as a sausage.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2118 of 2327 |
Lawyer's Rule:
When the law is against you, argue the facts.
When the facts are against you, argue the law.
When both are against you, call the other lawyer names.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2119 of 2327 |
Lay off the muses, it's a very tough dollar.
-- S.J. Perelman
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Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, "Hold, enough!".
-- Shakespeare
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2121 of 2327 |
Lays eggs inside a paper bag;
The reason, you will see, no doubt,
Is to keep the lightning out.
But what these unobservant birds
Have failed to notice is that herds
Of bears may come with buns
And steal the bags to hold the crumbs.
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Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom:
No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats --
approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less.
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LAZY:
Marrying a pregnant woman.
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Leadership involves finding a parade and getting in front of it; what
is happening in America is that those parades are getting smaller and
smaller -- and there are many more of them.
-- John Naisbitt, "Megatrends"
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