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Memory fault - where am I?
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Memory should be the starting point of the present.
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Men are always ready to respect anything that bores them.
-- Marilyn Monroe
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Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why professional ice
hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them is easy. But you should
never buy them clothes. Men believe they already have all the clothes they
will ever need, and new ones make them nervous. For example, your average
man has 84 ties, but he wears, at most, only three of them. He has learned,
through humiliating trial and error, that if he wears any of the other 81
ties, his wife will probably laugh at him ("You're not going to wear THAT
tie with that suit, are you?"). So he has narrowed it down to three safe
ties, and has gone several years without being laughed at. If you give him
a new tie, he will pretend to like it, but deep inside he will hate you.
If you want to give a man something practical, consider tires. More
than once, I would have gladly traded all the gifts I got for a new set
of tires.
-- Dave Barry, "Christmas Shopping: A Survivor's Guide"
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Men are superior to women.
-- The Koran
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Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.
-- Jayne Mansfield
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Men aren't attracted to me by my mind.
They're attracted by what I don't mind...
-- Gypsy Rose Lee
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Men freely believe that what they wish to desire.
-- Julius Caesar
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Men have a much better time of it than women; for one
thing they marry later; for another thing they die earlier.
-- H.L. Mencken
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Men have as exaggerated an idea of their
rights as women have of their wrongs.
-- E.W. Howe
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