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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  686 of 2182

Cleanliness is next to impossible.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  687 of 2182

CLEVELAND:
        Where their last tornado did six
        million dollars worth of improvements.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  688 of 2182

Cleveland?
Yes, I spent a week there one day.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  689 of 2182

Climate and Surgery
        R C Gilchrist, who was shot by J Sharp twelve days ago, and who
received a derringer ball in the right breast, and who it was supposed at
the time could not live many hours, was on the street yesterday and the
day before - walking several blocks at a time.  To those who design to be
riddled with bullets or cut to pieces with Bowie-knives, we cordially
recommend our Sacramento climate and Sacramento surgery.
                -- Sacramento Daily Union, September 11, 1861
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  690 of 2182

Climbing onto a bar stool, a piece of string asked for a beer.
        "Wait a minute.  Aren't you a string?"
        "Well, yes, I am."
        "Sorry.  We don't serve strings here."
        The determined string left the bar and stopped a passer-by.  "Excuse,
me," it said, "would you shred my ends and tie me up like a pretzel?"  The
passer-by obliged, and the string re-entered the bar.  "May I have a beer,
please?" it asked the bartender.
        The barkeep set a beer in front of the string, then suddenly stopped.
"Hey, aren't you the string I just threw out of here?"
        "No, I'm a frayed knot."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  691 of 2182

clone, n:
        1. An exact duplicate, as in "our product is a clone of their
        product."  2. A shoddy, spurious copy, as in "their product
        is a clone of our product."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  692 of 2182

Clones are people two.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  693 of 2182

Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  694 of 2182

Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  695 of 2182

Clovis' Consideration of an Atmospheric Anomaly:
        The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated
        than by the fact that, when exposed to the same atmosphere,
        bread becomes hard while crackers become soft.
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