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Fortune: 120 - 129 of 151 from Linux Love

Linux Love:  120 of 151

The myth of romantic love holds that once you've fallen in love with the
perfect partner, you're home free.  Unfortunately, falling out of love
seems to be just as involuntary as falling into it.
 
Linux Love:  121 of 151

The only difference in the game of love over the last few thousand years
is that they've changed trumps from clubs to diamonds.
                -- The Indianapolis Star
 
Linux Love:  122 of 151

The onset and the waning of love make themselves felt in the uneasiness
experienced at being alone together.
                -- Jean de la Bruyere
 
Linux Love:  123 of 151

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.
                -- Charles Pierce
 
Linux Love:  124 of 151

The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes.
 
Linux Love:  125 of 151

The seven year itch comes from fooling around during the fourth, fifth,
and sixth years.
 
Linux Love:  126 of 151

The story of the butterfly:
        "I was in Bogota and waiting for a lady friend.  I was in love,
a long time ago.  I waited three days.  I was hungry but could not go
out for food, lest she come and I not be there to greet her.  Then, on
the third day, I heard a knock."
        "I hurried along the old passage and there, in the sunlight,
there was nothing."
        "Just," Vance Joy said, "a butterfly, flying away."
                -- Peter Carey, BLISS
 
Linux Love:  127 of 151

The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core --
Scratch a lover and find a foe!
                -- Dorothy Parker, "Ballad of a Great Weariness"
 
Linux Love:  128 of 151

The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
 
Linux Love:  129 of 151

There are some micro-organisms that exhibit characteristics of both plants
and animals.  When exposed to light they undergo photosynthesis; and when
the lights go out, they turn into animals.  But then again, don't we all?
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