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SCRIBLINE:
The blank area on the back of credit cards where one's signature goes.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky!
-- Robert James Marshall (Jimi) Hendrix
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Sears has everything.
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Seattle is so wet that people protect their property with watch-ducks.
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Second Law of Business Meetings:
If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you
will pick the wrong one.
Corollary:
If there is only one way to spell a name,
you will spell it wrong, anyway.
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Second Law of Final Exams:
In your toughest final -- for the first time all year -- the most
distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.
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Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny.
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Secretary's Revenge:
Filing almost everything under "the".
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Security check: INTRUDER ALERT!
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Sed quis custodiet ipsos Custodes?
[Who guards the Guardians?]
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