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Win98 is called Win98 because it is 98% slower than Linux.
 
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Win98 is called Win98 because there is a 98% probability that it will crash
during installation
 
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Win98 is called Win98 because it will take 98 years until the next version
will be released - it was announced for 1999...
 
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Win98 is called Win98 because 98% of the code is untested
 
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Win98 is called Win98 because 98% of all hardware components will need
driver updates.
 
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Win98 is called Win98 because 98% of all hardware components will NEVER have
WDM-drivers
 
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Win98 is called Win98 because you need to update at least 98% of your
hardware before it can be installed
 
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Win98 is called Win98 because it is about as stable and flexible as Linux
0.0.98 (or at least, Microsoft claims it is)
 
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The difference between Microsoft and 'Jurassic Parc':
In one, a mad businessman makes a lot of money with beasts that should be
extinct.
The other is a film.
 
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Windows 98 - the operating system of world records!
100 million sold copies, 200 million installed copies,
200 billion crashes.
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