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Fortune: 147 - 156 of 256 from Linux Literature

Linux Literature:  147 of 256

question = ( to ) ? be : ! be;
                -- Wm. Shakespeare
 
Linux Literature:  148 of 256

Reader, suppose you were an idiot.  And suppose you were a member of
Congress.  But I repeat myself.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Linux Literature:  149 of 256

Rebellion lay in his way, and he found it.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"
 
Linux Literature:  150 of 256

Remark of Dr. Baldwin's concerning upstarts: We don't care to eat toadstools
that think they are truffles.
                -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
 
Linux Literature:  151 of 256

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Linux Literature:  152 of 256

ROMEO:          Courage, man; the hurt cannot be much.
MERCUTIO:       No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide
                        as a church-door; but 'tis enough, 'twill serve.
 
Linux Literature:  153 of 256

Seeing that death, a necessary end,
Will come when it will come.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"
 
Linux Literature:  154 of 256

She is not refined.  She is not unrefined.  She keeps a parrot.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Linux Literature:  155 of 256

Sheriff Chameleotoptor sighed with an air of weary sadness, and then
turned to Doppelgutt and said 'The Senator must really have been on a
bender this time -- he left a party in Cleveland, Ohio, at 11:30 last
night, and they found his car this morning in the smokestack of a British
aircraft carrier in the Formosa Straits.'
                -- Grand Panjandrum's Special Award, 1985 Bulwer-Lytton
                   bad fiction contest.
 
Linux Literature:  156 of 256

Small things make base men proud.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
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