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To understand a program you must become both the machine and the program.
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Linux Computers: 860 of 1023 |
Today is a good day for information-gathering. Read someone else's mail file.
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Linux Computers: 861 of 1023 |
Today is the first day of the rest of your lossage.
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Linux Computers: 862 of 1023 |
Tomorrow's computers some time next month.
-- DEC
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Too often people have come to me and said, "If I had just one wish for
anything in all the world, I would wish for more user-defined equations
in the HP-51820A Waveform Generator Software."
-- Instrument News
[Once is too often. Ed.]
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Linux Computers: 864 of 1023 |
Top Ten Things Overheard At The ANSI C Draft Committee Meetings:
(10) Sorry, but that's too useful.
(9) Dammit, little-endian systems *are* more consistent!
(8) I'm on the committee and I *still* don't know what the hell
#pragma is for.
(7) Well, it's an excellent idea, but it would make the compilers too
hard to write.
(6) Them bats is smart; they use radar.
(5) All right, who's the wiseguy who stuck this trigraph stuff in
here?
(4) How many times do we have to tell you, "No prior art!"
(3) Ha, ha, I can't believe they're actually going to adopt this
sucker.
(2) Thank you for your generous donation, Mr. Wirth.
(1) Gee, I wish we hadn't backed down on 'noalias'.
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Linux Computers: 865 of 1023 |
TRANSACTION CANCELLED - FARECARD RETURNED
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Linux Computers: 866 of 1023 |
Trap full -- please empty.
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Truly simple systems... require infinite testing.
-- Norman Augustine
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Try `stty 0' -- it works much better.
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