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Linux Drugs:  16 of 208

Because the wine remembers.
 
Linux Drugs:  17 of 208

Beer & Pretzels -- Breakfast of Champions.
 
Linux Drugs:  18 of 208

Beer -- it's not just for breakfast anymore.
 
Linux Drugs:  19 of 208

Beggar to well-dressed businessman:
        "Could you spare $20.95 for a fifth of Chivas?"
 
Linux Drugs:  20 of 208

Best Beer: A panel of tasters assembled by the Consumer's Union in 1969
judged Coors and Miller's High Life to be among the very best. Those who
doubt that beer is a serious subject might ponder its effect on American
history. For example, New England's first colonists decided to drop anchor
at Plymouth Rock instead of continuing on to Virginia because, as one of
them put it, "We could not now take time for further consideration, our
victuals being spent and especially our beer."
        -- Felton & Fowler's Best, Worst & Most Unusual
 
Linux Drugs:  21 of 208

Booze is the answer.  I don't remember the question.
 
Linux Drugs:  22 of 208

Brandy-and-water spoils two good things.
                -- Charles Lamb
 
Linux Drugs:  23 of 208

But, officer, he's not drunk, I just saw his fingers twitch!
 
Linux Drugs:  24 of 208

Cerebus:        I'd love to lick apricot brandy out of your navel.
Jaka:           Look, Cerebus-- Jaka has to tell you ... something
Cerebus:        If Cerebus had a navel, would you lick apricot brandy out of it?
Jaka:           Ugh!
Cerebus:        You don't like apricot brandy?
                -- Cerebus #6, "The Secret"
 
Linux Drugs:  25 of 208

Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero
... must drink brandy.
                -- Samuel Johnson
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