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Sally:  C'mon, Ted, all I'm asking you to do is share your feelings
        with me.
Ted:    ALL?  Do you realize what you're asking?  Men aren't trained
        to share.  We're trained to protect ourselves by not
        letting anyone too close.  Good grief, if I go around
        sharing everything with you, you could hang me out to dry.
Sally:  It's called "trust," Ted.
Ted:    "Sharing"?  "Trust"?  You're really asking me to sail into
        uncharted waters here.
                -- Sally Forth

Scientists still know less about what attracts men than they do about
what attracts mosquitoes.
                -- Dr. Joyce Brothers,
                "What Every Woman Should Know About Men"

She always believed in the old adage -- leave them while you're looking good.
                -- Anita Loos, "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes"

She been married so many times she got rice marks all over her face.
                -- Tom Waits

She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to.
                -- Gypsy Rose Lee

She just came in, pounced around this thing with me for a few years, enjoyed
herself, gave it a sort of beautiful quality and left.  Excited a few men
in the meantime.
                -- Patrick Macnee, reminiscing on Diana Rigg's
                   involvement in "The Avengers".

She liked him; he was a man of many qualities, even if most of them were bad.

She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him a look that you could
have poured on a waffle ...

She's learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting
into words.

She's so tough she won't take 'yes' for an answer.