Freebsd Fortunes 7

You know how to win a victory, Hannibal, but not how to use it.
                -- Maharbal

You know it's going to be a long day when you get up, shave and shower,
start to get dressed and your shoes are still warm.
                -- Dean Webber

You know it's Monday when you wake up and it's Tuesday.
                -- Garfield

You know my heart keeps tellin' me,
You're not a kid at thirty-three,
You play around you lose your wife,
You play too long, you lose your life.
Some gotta win, some gotta lose,
Goodtime Charlie's got the blues.

You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery,
are now extinct.
                -- M. Somerset Maugham

You know that feeling you get when you are tipping your chair back and you
almost go crashing back on the floor but you just catch yourself?  I feel
like that all the time.
                -- Stephen Wright

You know, the difference between this company and
the Titanic is that the Titanic had paying customers.

You know very well that whether you are on page one or page thirty depends
on whether [the press] fear you.  It is just as simple as that.
                -- Richard Nixon

You know what I wish?  I wish all the scum of the Earth had one throat
and I had my hands about it.
                -- Rorschach, "Watchmen"

You know what they say -- the sweetest word in the English language
is revenge.
                -- Peter Beard