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Linux Men Women:  286 of 582

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
                -- Benjamin Franklin
Linux Men Women:  287 of 582

Kissing your hand may make you feel very good, but a diamond and
sapphire bracelet lasts for ever.
                -- Anita Loos, "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes"
Linux Men Women:  288 of 582

Lady Nancy Astor:
        "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston Churchill:
        "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."
Linux Men Women:  289 of 582

Lank: Here we go.  We're about to set a new record.
Earl: (to the crowd) How about a date?
Lank: We've done it.  Earl has set a new record.  Turned down by
      20,000 women.
                -- Lank and Earl
Linux Men Women:  290 of 582

Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can
be tolerated only in race horses and women.
                -- Lord Kalvin
Linux Men Women:  291 of 582

Let thy maid servant be faithful, strong, and homely.
                -- Benjamin Franklin
Linux Men Women:  292 of 582

Let's just say that where a change was required, I adjusted.  In every
relationship that exists, people have to seek a way to survive.  If you
really care about the person, you do what's necessary, or that's the end.
For the first time, I found that I really could change, and the qualities
I most admired in myself I gave up.  I stopped being loud and bossy ...
Oh, all right.  I was still loud and bossy, but only behind his back.
                -- Kate Hepburn, on Tracy and Hepburn
Linux Men Women:  293 of 582

Life begins at the centerfold and expands outward.
                -- Miss November, 1966
Linux Men Women:  294 of 582

Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society
being at all relevant to women, there remains to civic-minded responsible
thrill-seeking females only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money
system, institute complete automation and destroy the male sex.
                -- Valerie Solanas
Linux Men Women:  295 of 582

Life Sucks.  Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul mate but
certain not to find her.  Drop me a note.  I'll call you, we'll talk and
I'll ask you out to dinner where I'll probably spend more than I can
afford in a feeble attempt to impress you.  Then we'll realize we have
absolutely nothing in common and we'll go our separate ways, more
embittered and depressed than before (if such a thing is possible).
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