Linux Men Women

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
                -- Arthur Baer

Alimony is the curse of the writing classes.
                -- Norman Mailer

All heiresses are beautiful.
                -- John Dryden

All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell
them apart.

All most men really want in life is a wife, a house, two kids and a car,
a cat, no maybe a dog.  Ummm, scratch one of the kids and add a dog.
Definitely a dog.

All the men on my staff can type.
                -- Bella Abzug

All work and no pay makes a housewife.

American culture is based on the automobile, and any young man of promise
is going to own one and want to travel great distances in it.  Consequently,
any young woman of aspiration should expect to spend most of her vacations
in a car, probing into unfamiliar corners.  She is not required to know how
to drive but she will certainly be expected to read the road map while her
husband drives, and if she can't, or if she's abnormally slow in giving him
help, she's bound to cause trouble.  Therefore, you'd think that colleges
which train the bright young women who're going to marry the bright young
men who are going to own the Cadillacs that roar back and forth across this
continent would teach the girls to read maps.  None do. They teach a hundred
other useless things, but never a word about the one that will cause the
greatest friction.
                -- James Michener, "Space"

        An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same
time.  One was named Edith; the other named Kate.  They met, discovered they
had the same fiancee, and told him.  "Get out of our lives you rascal.  We'll
teach you that you can't have your Kate and Edith, too."

An optimist is a man who looks forward to marriage.
A pessimist is a married optimist.