Linux Men Women

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.
                -- Richard Armour

Valerie: Aww, Tom, you're going maudlin on me ...
Tom:     I reserve the right to wax maudlin as I wane eloquent ...
                -- Tom Chapin

Very few modern women either like or desire marriage, especially after the
ceremony has been performed.  Primarily women wish attention and affection.
Matrimony is something they accept when there is no alternative.  Really,
it is a waste of time, and hazardous, to marry them.  It leaves one open
to a rival.  Husbands, good or bad, always have rivals.  Lovers, never.
                -- Helen Lawrenson, "Esquire"

We were happily married for eight months.  Unfortunately, we were married
for four and a half years.
                -- Nick Faldo

We're all looking for a woman who can sit in a mini-skirt and talk
philosophy, executing both with confidence and style.

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
                -- John Heywood

Wedding rings are the world's smallest handcuffs.

Well, it's hard for a mere man to believe that woman doesn't have equal rights.
                -- Dwight D. Eisenhower

What a misfortune to be a woman!  And yet, the worst misfortune is not to
understand what a misfortune it is.
                -- Kierkegaard, 1813-1855.

What do you give a man who has everything?  Penicillin.
                -- Jerry Lester