Linux Men Women

With the end of the football season, a star player for the college team
celebrated the relaxation of team curfew by attending a late-night campus
party.  Soon after arriving, he became captivated by a beautiful coed and
eased into a conversation with her by asking if she met many dates at
parties.
        "Oh, I have a three point eight, so I'm much more attracted to the
strong academic types than to the dumb party animals," she said.  "What's
your G.P.A.?"
        Grinning ear to ear, the jock boasted, "I get about twenty-five in
the city and forty on the highway."

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
                -- Dumas

Woman was God's second mistake.
                -- Nietzsche

Woman was taken out of man -- not out of his head, to rule over him; nor
out of his feet, to be trampled under by him; but out of his side, to be
equal to him -- under his arm, that he might protect her, and near his heart
that he might love her.
                -- Henry

Woman's advice has little value, but he who won't take it is a fool.
                -- Cervantes

Women are all alike.  When they're maids they're mild as milk: once make 'em
wives, and they lean their backs against their marriage certificates, and
defy you.
                -- Jerrold

Women are always anxious to urge bachelors to matrimony; is it from charity,
or revenge?
                -- Gustave Vapereau

Women are just like men, only different.

Women are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't
want to own one.
                -- W.C. Fields

Women are not much, but they are the best other sex we have.
                -- Herold