Linux Men Women

The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in
his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on
one leg.  The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn't
take it too seriously.
                -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

The six great gifts of an Irish girl are beauty, soft voice, sweet speech,
wisdom, needlework, and chastity.
                -- Theodore Roosevelt, 1907

The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing
-- and then marry him.
                -- Cher

The truth about a woman often lasts longer than the woman is true.

The two things that can get you into trouble quicker than anything else
are fast women and slow horses.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat.  Grab it and run.

The woman you buy -- and she is the least expensive -- takes a great
deal of money.  The woman who gives herself takes all your time.
                -- Balzac

There are a few things that never go out of style, and a feminine woman
is one of them.
                -- Ralston

There are four stages to a marriage.  First there's the affair, then there's
the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you
cannot know a woman, the divorce.
                -- Norman Mailer