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The opossum is a very sophisticated animal. It doesn't even get up
until 5 or 6 PM.
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The optimum committee has no members.
-- Norman Augustine
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The opulence of the front office door varies inversely with the fundamental
solvency of the firm.
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The other line moves faster.
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The person who can smile when something goes wrong has thought of
someone to blame it on.
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The person who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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The person who's taking you to lunch has no intention of paying.
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The possession of a book becomes a substitute for reading it.
-- Anthony Burgess
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The price one pays for pursuing any profession, or calling, is an intimate
knowledge of its ugly side.
-- James Baldwin
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The primary cause of failure in electrical appliances is an expired
warranty. Often, you can get an appliance running again simply by changing
the warranty expiration date with a 15/64-inch felt-tipped marker.
-- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
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