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Who messed with my anti-paranoia shot?
 
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Who will take care of the world after you're gone?
 
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Why are you so hard to ignore?
 
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Why do seagulls live near the sea?  'Cause if they lived near the bay,
they'd be called baygulls.
 
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Why does a ship carry cargo and a truck carry shipments?
 
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Why is it called a funny bone when it hurts so much?
 
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Why is it taking so long for her to bring out all the good in you?
 
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Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
                -- Lily Tomlin
 
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Why not go out on a limb?  Isn't that where the fruit is?
 
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Why would anyone want to be called "Later"?
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