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QOTD:
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1675 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent."
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1676 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"I am not sure what this is, but an 'F' would only dignify it."
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1677 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital. On the
other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out."
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1678 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"I drive my car quietly, for it goes without saying."
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1679 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"I haven't come far enough, and don't call me baby."
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1680 of 2298 |
QOTD:
I love your outfit, does it come in your size?
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1681 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"I may not be able to walk, but I drive from the sitting posistion."
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1682 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!"
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1683 of 2298 |
QOTD:
I opened Pandora's box, let the cat out of the bag and put the
ball in their court.
-- Hon. J. Hacker (The Ministry of Administrative Affairs)
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