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Five bicycles make a volkswagen, seven make a truck.
                -- Adolfo Guzman
 
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Flame on!
                -- Johnny Storm
 
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Fly me away to the bright side of the moon ...
 
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For a holy stint, a moth of the cloth gave up his woolens for lint.
 
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For thee the wonder-working earth puts forth sweet flowers.
                -- Titus Lucretius Carus
 
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Force it!!!
If it breaks, well, it wasn't working anyway...
No, don't force it, get a bigger hammer.
 
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FORCE YOURSELF TO RELAX!
 
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Forest fires cause Smokey Bears.
 
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Fortune's graffito of the week (or maybe even month):

                Don't Write On Walls!

                   (and underneath)

                You want I should type?
 
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Fortune's Office Door Sign of the Week:

        Incorrigible punster -- Do not incorrige.
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