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God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place.
 
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God isn't dead.  He just doesn't want to get involved.
 
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God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.
 
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God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal.
                -- Samuel Butler
 
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God, I ask for patience -- and I want it right now!
 
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Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.
 
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Half Moon tonight.  (At least it's better than no Moon at all.)
 
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Happiness makes up in height what it lacks in length.
 
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Happy feast of the pig!
 
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Hard reality has a way of cramping your style.
                -- Daniel Dennett
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