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I will always love the false image I had of you.
 
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I will make you shorter by the head.
                -- Elizabeth I
 
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I will never lie to you.
 
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I will not forget you.
 
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I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!
 
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I'd be a poorer man if I'd never seen an eagle fly.
                -- John Denver

[I saw an eagle fly once.  Fortunately, I had my eagle fly swatter handy.  Ed.]
 
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
 
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        "I'm dying," he croaked.
        "My experiment was a success," the chemist retorted .
        "You can't really train a beagle," he dogmatized.
        "That's no beagle, it's a mongrel," she muttered.
        "The fire is going out," he bellowed.
        "Bad marksmanship," the hunter groused.
        "You ought to see a psychiatrist," he reminded me.
        "You snake," she rattled.
        "Someone's at the door," she chimed.
        "Company's coming," she guessed.
        "Dawn came too soon," she mourned.
        "I think I'll end it all," Sue sighed.
        "I ordered chocolate, not vanilla," I screamed.
        "Your embroidery is sloppy," she needled cruelly.
        "Where did you get this meat?" he bridled hoarsely.
                -- Gyles Brandreth, "The Joy of Lex"
 
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I'm glad I was not born before tea.
                -- Sidney Smith (1771-1845)
 
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I'm going to raise an issue and stick it in your ear.
                -- John Foreman
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