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Well, the handwriting is on the floor.
                -- Joe E. Lewis
 
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Well, we'll really have a party, but we've gotta post a guard outside.
                -- Eddie Cochran, "Come On Everybody"
 
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What causes the mysterious death of everyone?
 
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What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
 
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        "What did you do when the ship sank?"
        "I grabbed a cake of soap and washed myself ashore."
 
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What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?
 
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What excuses stand in your way?  How can you eliminate them?
                -- Roger von Oech
 
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What happens when you cut back the jungle?  It recedes.
 
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What is the sound of one hand clapping?
 
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What soon grows old?  Gratitude.
                -- Aristotle
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